July 2008
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June 2008
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“It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then...”
– Sam Levenson
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Watchbefore you ask, no! this isn’t the final video. it is only a practice video.
basically, i woke up at 12:30 am and could not get this idea out of my head. i got out of bed and grabbed the camera. ta fucking da! shot with a sony vx-2100 and a shotgun mic.
didn’t feel the need to make everything super hd nor did i go all crazy with making all the edits perfect so sorry. its a concept...
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“endless dream” by apes &...
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Watchbecause i’m always just in the right mood for bjork. triumph of the heart is so amazing. bjork is someone you totally get and love it, or you are a fucking idiot. her work in videos has always inspired me. she seems to see beyond the bullshit common music videos and strives to make something entertaining.
ps. that fucking cat can drive!
“burning” by the whitest boy alive....
“In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the...”
– Warren Buffett
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matlock finds g-spot ( i wish i was joking)
gynecologist david matlock has a new simple pop in medical treatment which women will love. it seems that injecting a womans g-spot with collagen can “temporarily augment the grafenburg spot (G-Spot) in sexually active women with normal sexual function,” as the doctors site reports. now, being a professional matlock myself, i did a little research. being that the first test case...
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Watchi’m bored and still haven’t slept yet. watch it and pretend its funnier than it actually is. lol but actually make yourself “lol.” joe burling only sings “i want to make love in your butt” and now thats the only thing i hear. so my version is a little funnier watching these animatronic things sing.
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“Act as if you have already achieved your goal and it is yours.”
– Dr. Robert Anthony
“The reward of suffering is experience.”
– Aeschylus, Greek Dramatist
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found this on my pc recently. i download so much...
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“The best way to predict the future is to invent it”
– alan kay
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i am finding some awesome stuff on this old pc...
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no tumblr this weekend. this was why
long weekend. a lot of stuff going on. but last night at God only knows what time (3:43 A.M. actually) insprirado hit me. here is the email i sent myself so that i would not forget.
to Ron Workman <ronworkman[at]gmail.com> date Jun 23, 2008 3:43 AM subject video concept mailed-by gmail.com
finger porn. draw face on thumb (male) draw fem face on cupped hand. various...
“mmmmphhhh rrrraaa mmrrr mommph, rrrrraaw, roo roo murphunk larffff”
– Helen Keller
“Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to...”
– warren buffet
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My job is fun and fuck being famous (story behind...
not a lot of people caught this because we never posted it (I don’t think atleast) but when I judged the spike tv vga’s last year they asked me for a serious headshot and a brief bio. I didnt want to do it at all and thought it would be better to waste the chance and just do something funny. this is what I submitted to them.
P.R. Nightmare, Greybush, Defendant, Ron NSFWorkman. These...
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to cat or not to cat. that is the question
Ron: has [deleted company] announced the [deleted name] yet?
Samit: I don't think so. I haven't heard anything about one
Ron: there is
Samit: but they finally announced that [name deleted] you told me about a while back
Ron: should I space cat it or you want it? I knew about this back then but forgot about it until tonight when i was [secret deleted]
Samit: oh no, I'd love to see Space Cat make another appearance
Ron: space cats secret name is "ron being a dick"
Samit: which is why we all loved it
Ron: I'm going to tumblr blog this convo
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“Did you know that M. Nights real name is Manoj Nelliyattu Shyamalan. When you...”
– WWTDD.com
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“Ambition is the greatest motivator I know. Not my own ambition, but seeing...”
– Ron Workman
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WatchI found some old extra footage we shot and thought it was funny enough to put to good use. I hope you enjoy it and please please leave me a comment and let me know what you think.
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Oh snap girl. Dis boys got comments
thanks to mr. chanh tang and his ability to matlock in a single bound, I now have comments. half of me thought it was good while the other half said no. its nice to get feedback even though people have been giving me feedback on gtalk. the code I added did in fact seem to invert the color scheme of my page though which sucks. I really didnt want a bright white background. I’ll figure it...
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Something you probably haven’t heard. on...
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“Google’s not a real company. It’s a house of cards.”
– Steve Ballmer
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“Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.”
– Barry LePatner
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If you are American STFU about oil prices!
simple math will make you realize how lucky the U.S. has always been. there is NO SHORTAGE of oil in the Earth. oil companies all have record profits. the price of oil is only catching up as it has been far behind for too long. it just doesn’t matter what algore (always 1 word never capped) told you after he created the innernets, its just economics.
Now the U.K. does have a shortage of...
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Watchthis is so fucking hot! watch it. when you are done, realize what entertained you and how simple the concept was compared to the amount of focus you had watching it and the excitement that came from it. then realize it was maybe 15 to 20 seconds of footage. and then imagine is was a TV commercial. then imagine how many people you would hear say, “damn, did you see that new [insert product]...
“The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
– Albert Einstein
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“I’ve been on fire more times than most people have even been outside”
– Me explaining to Joe the history of Ron Workman
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