Workman Says Things: Archive

Aug 30th

Aug 29th

“I wear a lot of axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborghood and there...”

– Zach Galafanakis

Aug 29th

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Im a guest speaker at PAX. But I'm not going

2 years in a row i have missed pax. i suck. i had a great presentation on doing dick tricks at parties to build traffic!

Aug 29th

Aug 28th

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“This sounds like the plot of a horror movie or a porno.. either way, you’re...”

– Michael Pilla (via scandalous)

Aug 26th

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Aug 25th

im a fan of the assholes

via drunkenstepfather: Today 4 different people told me they want to start a site like this and want my advice as to how to start a site like this and my advice is don’t start a site like this. The reason is not because I don’t want more competition, because I really don’t care about competition because being competitive is too jock for me and jocks fuck each other up the ass in the locker...

Aug 25th

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now i want to start running naked across the world

Aug 25th

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“i don’t understand the purpose of the line “I don’t need to...”

– via ruminations.com

Aug 25th

Aug 24th

Soulja Boys Myspace got hacked... lulz →

Aug 24th

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Aug 23rd

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if you are into gaming, you might enjoy. this direction is going to explode over the next 5 years. ultra photorealistic life interraction gaming is where money will be in this industry in a few years when the technology catches up. now this layout basically seems to limit user control, but takes a cool turn in digitizing life. hey, its not night trap on sega cd. ps: i’m waiting for rumors...

Aug 23rd

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Obama + Biden = Osama Bin Ladin to the eye - Bad...

so it seems that obama has picked joe biden as his running mate. lets do some math: obama = dangerously close to ‘osama’ as is, not to mention the ‘hussein’ thing biden = an ‘la’ shy of bin ladin basically now im not saying its a bad choice. the dems have to find a way to fail in this election and they have been doing a great job of it. the dem numbers are...

Aug 23rd

“Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.”

– —Voltaire

Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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i like. dear jeebus: make this happen plz kthxbies

Aug 23rd

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when im on the supermationinnerhighway i go to x

my favorite ‘tabs are: myspace (i have no idea why. i fucking loathe myspace. accident its in first) 4chan (its true. i get 4ch. if you dont like it, you probably have no idea how to use it… and you fucking suck) google analytics (im a stat junky. spend hours daily looking through the dumbest details) alexa (i know it sucks, but its a gauge and a great tool. i can predict traffic...

Aug 22nd

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Aug 22nd

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religulous im actually a little excited about this. irony… me and joe burling had a long convo about the jesus tonight… and bigfoot.

Aug 22nd

the innernets dying - Cogent sees first-ever...

thats right. the innernets is in a decline. why? summa summa summatyme. (I see that as ‘sooma’ time now) Schools out and people are out at clubs trying to get laid and not talking about getting laid. articles farticles: Cogent Communications lowered its revenue and earnings expectations for the year today following the company’s first-ever quarter of negative traffic growth. Cogent...

Aug 22nd

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“world, hold on” by bob sinclair. this...

Aug 22nd

Aug 21st

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the teaser trailer for our upcoming epic movie drama thingy is live! Joe got hit by a car and dies i only made this because I have a lot more to do. it’s not anything official, but i thought some of you might enjoy it.

Aug 21st

the fucking greatest song, with the greatest...

Aug 20th

Obama's Long Lost Half-Brother Found →

streeter: The Onion can predict the future!

Aug 20th

“the vowels pt. 2” by why? from the...

Aug 19th

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must buy american apparel stuff now. if you only watch 7 videos today, please make this the 8th.

Aug 19th

“Anyone who can be replaced by a machine deserves to be.”

– Dennis Gunton

Aug 19th

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i want to learn this song and sing it. +5 for mouth harp

Aug 19th

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this year at e3 I had an intern/pa to help me out with my schedule, interviews, keynote seating, and of course, drinks. this was shot the first night of e3 at the gears of war 2 party. it was dexters (more or less) first industry party and it had tv celebs and industry celebs abound. It was a great night. this is part one of the “intern bitch” series. these videos will also provide a...

Aug 19th

“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but The Bible says love your enemy.”

– Frank Sinatra

Aug 19th

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