January 2010
New Year Motherfucker
suckerpod:
I’m off to see Flogging Molly with the girlfriend. We’re a little drunk and just watched Doctor Who. HAPPY NEW YEAR YA BASTAGES!
Fuck you, Ron.
Note from Ron: Fuck you also buddy. Fuck you also.
December 2009
A "blue moon" is when there are two full moons in...
cultivation:ohyeahfacts: (source)
Once in a blue moon…guess 2010 will be the year where the rarities come out of the wood work.
Note from Ron: Most people think this actually means the moon is blue. Sad Panda. :(
“My New Years resolution for 2010 is the same one as I have made for the past few...”
– Ron Workman
TUB needs your donations in order to make it to... →
bobbymiller:
It’s sad, but true. My short film TUB needs your help.
Check out the kickstarter page above to learn more. Minimum donation is $5. Donate more and get cool “TUB” stuff and other goodies like an original watercolor doodle, etc.
It’s going to be around $7,000 to finish the film and get to Sundance. I’m trying to raise $2,500 by January 13th. Kickstarter.com works like this: If...
The first time I met Bill Gates
The first time I met Bill Gates I met up with friends after and described it verbatim like this: “I was so close to him that I could have punched him in the face!” I didn’t say it to be funny though. That was just my automatic way of explaining it to my friends.
The second time I tried to get a picture that looked like I was grabbing his ass but it didn’t work. He is a...
The Process of Invention: OnLive Video Game... →
thevelcro:
About a year ago:
Ron Workman: “Bullshit. It can’t be done. You would need at least a 100MB/s per user to stream high quality video.”
Me: “They’re obviously thinking outside the box and it’s not using standard methods. Just wait until they explain it.”
Ron Workman: “fuck that daawwll.”
PS - Check out the Matlock stoner around 42 minutes in.
Note from Ron: Fuck you. Listen to me...
Tazar and I tackle all of the tough questions in...
Ron: Do you think April from the teenage mutant ninja turtles had a big vagina?
Tazar: It definitely made the mutant ninja turtles come out of their shells.
“There were a total of 674 passengers, not counting crew or the terrorists...”
– FiveThirtyEight: Politics Done Right: The Odds of Airborne Terror (via mikehudack)
Once again, Nate Silver is the voice of rationality. Except, of course, that terrorism is an act of man, and lightning an act of God; in theory, we can do something about the former.
(via newsweek)
Just when I'm beginning to feel a little bit...
ben:
…I open up the Zune app. What the hell is that thing?
Note from Ron: It might be a little confusing using something amazing after you have been using iTunes for so long. Bash the Zune all you want, but the Zune software is by a mile the best music software out there.
My mother was on a flight last night out of Salt Lake City to San Fran. and security came on to remove a passengers luggage. They ended up finding that passenger in the bathroom ripping out the ceiling tiles and refusing to come out.
This was a Delta/Northwest flight. That makes 3 in the last few days. It’s easy to assume something is up.
I got broken
In less than a week I have to be in Las Vegas for CES/AVN. My nose is the size of Texas right now. Does anyone have any method of speeding up how long a broken nose looks like shit? My profile looks like I have a fake nose on top of my real nose. It’s pretty crazy looking. Marsha Brady football type stuff. I cut it last night to help the swelling go down and it just bled like crazy. What do I do?
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