A few days ago I asked Pauline if she could make a template for me to play around with in Photoshop. This is what she sent me. It may be the greatest thing in the history of all mankind.
About
My name is Ron Workman. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... my thermos. My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...
