Dear Steven Hatch,
Shit or get off the pot already. You have had since 1996 and you haven’t done anything with yourmom.com. All I want to do is put a website there so I can posts stories elsewhere and put “via:yourmom” on them. It is a terrible joke but at least I have a plan. I’m not speding $5,200 bucks on yourmom.net so can you please stop being such a dick and either make something, or move the fuck on and let me have my laughs.
Thank you,
Barack Obama