Dear Steven Hatch, 
Shit or get off the pot already. You have had since 1996 and you haven’t done anything with yourmom.com. All I want to do is put a website there so I can posts stories elsewhere and put “via:yourmom” on them. It is a terrible joke but at least I have a plan. I’m not speding $5,200 bucks on yourmom.net so can you please stop being such a dick and either make something, or move the fuck on and let me have my laughs. 
Thank you, 
Barack Obama

Dear Steven Hatch, 

Shit or get off the pot already. You have had since 1996 and you haven’t done anything with yourmom.com. All I want to do is put a website there so I can posts stories elsewhere and put “via:yourmom” on them. It is a terrible joke but at least I have a plan. I’m not speding $5,200 bucks on yourmom.net so can you please stop being such a dick and either make something, or move the fuck on and let me have my laughs. 

Thank you, 

Barack Obama