Christmas Day: A time for Jews
I love trolling on Christmas day. I used to send out emails to Jewish friends that usually would have some Christmas shit with a message like “May the spirit of our Lord and Saviour enter your heart during this glorious Christmas day,” along with a picture of Christ on the cross with fine print that said “Jews did this.” Usually I wouldn’t get a reply back. Sometimes I would just forward them supermarket deals on ham. Same story.
Now I text message which usually gets a reply or two back.
Ron: May the spirit of our Lord and Saviour enter your heart during this glorious Christmas day
Friendstienbergman: Hey, you know I’m Jewish right?
Ron: In that case I will pray extra hard for you. I really want the love of Jesus R. Christ to enter your heart and take you away from that Pagan way of life.
Friendstienbergman: Seriously not cool.
Ron: Hey before you find Jebus, can you help me set up a savings account?
Ron: Also, can you forward me that email you got on September 10th to stay away from the World Trade Center?
Amen…
