I got broken

In less than a week I have to be in Las Vegas for CES/AVN. My nose is the size of Texas right now. Does anyone have any method of speeding up how long a broken nose looks like shit? My profile looks like I have a fake nose on top of my real nose. It’s pretty crazy looking. Marsha Brady football type stuff. I cut it last night to help the swelling go down and it just bled like crazy. What do I do?

#1. Don’t say doctor. I don’t do that. I’m a man I guess. Or a lumberjack. Or an idiot. I don’t do that doctor mumbo jumbo.

#2. I got it set back in place today. I seriously almost blacked out doing it and my ears rang for an hour after. If I can manage that, I can manage any other ideas to take down the swelling. SO… I don’t need to even go to a doctor for a piece of tape anyways.

Help?