My job is fun and fuck being famous (story behind the stories)
not a lot of people caught this because we never posted it (I don’t think atleast) but when I judged the spike tv vga’s last year they asked me for a serious headshot and a brief bio. I didnt want to do it at all and thought it would be better to waste the chance and just do something funny. this is what I submitted to them.
P.R. Nightmare, Greybush, Defendant, Ron NSFWorkman. These are the names of the man and this is his story. Raised by bears in the backwoods of Kentucky, Ron Workman never saw a ray of video game daylight until age 47. At that point, he earned his way into manhood by fighting a large beaver to the death. He misses that beaver, but must continue forward. He is an avid collector of Pokemon, S.T.D.’s and miniature ceramic shoes and loves flea market porno. He has been awarded many things including, “Inmate of the month - Florida State Prison”, “Most likely to die in a fire” - New York Times, and an AVN award for playing “Tri-pod” in “What boys won’t do Part 7” and 8 -10. He is honored to be judging the Spike TV video game awards and always remembers one thing unlike many others in this industry… He plays video games for a living, and nobody is winning a Pulitzer Prize for writing about Princess Peach.
the original picture had me holding a 2 foot black dildo. I submitted it but, no go. The producer at spike called me and told me it was hilarious but that there was issue with him using the picture on tv. I updated it with the flowers and re-submitted. they used it. all of the other bio’s were super serious and boom, mine was from another planet. I wasn’t trying to be an ass, but I just don’t like that tv/pr stuff. I love going to events, and doing what I do, but honestly, does anyone really care where I used to work and where I went to college? I dont even care! lulz
