Who Says You Can’t Fuck Crazy?

riser:

Yeah, she’s fucked in the head. Yeah, she loves drama. Yeah, she has the potential to make my life a living hell. But it’s like finding a 20 dollar bill on the ground: You’re going to pick it up. You’re going to put it in your pocket. And then you’re gonna fuck it.

Note from Ron: I can’t explain it but this is the greatest thing ever written.